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Saints Row The Third
is a good time would be a severe understatement. Running naked around the
fictional city of Steelport wiping out rival gangs with mind-controlling octopi
delivered some of the most fun I've had this year. There may be a tendency to dismiss
Saints Row as a Grand Theft Auto clone it isn't or as juvenile antics it is but
when you just want to indulge in some mindless violence and sexual depravity,
this will more than suffice.
Saints Row the Third takes you out of Stilwater,
the setting for the first two games, and drops you into the new city of
Steelport. Three local gangs are wellentrenched, but the Third Street Saints
aren't going to settle for fourth place. Your job throughout Saints Row the
Third is to take over this new city and crush the competition.
After an intro mission sets up your exit from
Stilwater you'll get the chance to customize your character. Customization
plays a big part in the entire game, from your body to your dress to your
vehicles. I love that, at a glance, no two players' games will look alike one
will star a voluptuous vixen in a cocktail dress while the next may feature a
blue sumo wrestler with cat eyes that speaks in zombie gibberish.
It's not realistic, it's not "art,"
it's just a really good time.
Before the credits roll you'll catsit a tiger,
play a hilarious text adventure, get a sex change, hack up Mexican wrestlers with
a chainsaw, visit a Tron like computer world, and participate in many other
ridiculous leisure activities. Saints Row the Third can be accused of being
many things, but repetitive isn't one of them.
That said, some of the immature characters,
dialogue, and premises do make me cringe. People often swear for no reason in a
way that feels really forced, and a pimp that only speaks in auto tune and
calls every girl a bitch gets old fast. But the character that matters most, my
character, really won me over. I played as a lady (well, a female she's
definitely not a lady), and despite the fact that she's an amoral mass
murderer, I believed she cared about her friends. Plus, I really liked the
voice actress portraying her.
The licensed soundtrack heard on car radios
throughout the game includes many fantastic songs ranging from hip hop to
electronic to classical. You can toggle stations on and off or build a playlist
of all the songs you like.
OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.0 Ghz / AMD
Athlon 64 X2 4200+
Memory: 2 Gb
Hard Drive: 15 Gb free
Video Memory: 256 Mb
Video Card: nVidia GeForce 8600 / ATI Radeon HD
2600 Pro
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
Network: Broadband Internet Connection for
Online Multiplayer
DirectX: 9.0c
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